Choose bigotry, Choose knuckledragging, Choose fascism,
Choose arse-licking royalty, Choose 19 failed attempts at the European Cup,
Choose to be knocked out of Europe 10 times in 9 seasons,
Choose to be the European laughing stock, Choose to buy every useless numpty in Europe,
Choose ugliness, Choose to waste 15 million,
Choose a sectarian singing policy and then claim it never happened,
Choose funny handshakes, aprons, and rolled up trouser legs,
Choose to walk down the middle of the road and not on the footpath,
Choose wifebeating, Choose a lingerie-wearing, alcoholic sex-pest as a goalkeeper,
Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care,
Choose Ian Ferguson, Choose Barlinnie by getting most of the players to stay there,
Choose to have a hubris and ludicrous master-race mentality,
Choose hacking, Choose cheating,
Choose your own referee and assistants - except in Europe,
Choose to be arse-licked by the media then accuse them of anti-Rangers bias,
Choose to disgrace yourselves in Europe forcing the police to beat the shit out of you,
Choose Gordon Petric, Choose to jobby in Jacuzzis, Choose Rule Britannia,
Choose self-deception and delusions of grandeur, Choose to support a moment of intolerance, 
Choose Satan, Choose Donald Findley,
Choose to believe David Murrays PR stunts then pretend they never happened,
Choose to think Ronaldo might sign for you,
Choose a top European coach from the Faroe Islands,
Choose getting knocked out of three competitions by October,
Choose Embarrassment, Choose Walter Smith,
Choose Rangers.