> "Victoria Barrett" <vbarrett@the-beach.net> wrote in message
> news:anvu7n$hroah$1@ID-121719.news.dfncis.de...
> > "Joe Horowitz" <jh007c3183NOSPAM@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:anvu4c$i1pnk$1@ID-146919.news.dfncis.de...
> > > :-<
> > > Would it help if I mentioned that I mad all of the above up? I've no idea
> > > really if putting your gloves in a tumble-dryer will completely fuck them
> > > up. You didn't really forward it, did you?
> > >
> > > Oops.
> >
> > Shitoos. I did! What now?
> 
> Pour in bleach!!! Loads of it!!! Quickly!!!
> 
> It's your only hope. I'll never forgive myself if he shrinks his lucky
> gloves.
> 
> Joe

"They are expensive and so helpful...."

Oh, dear. Oh dear, dear, dear. What a pickle. Poor fella's gloves are
now munchkin-sized.

Happily, he can stretch them again by setting fire to them.

gra