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From: Ben Nunn <bennunn@depro.co.uk>
Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 13:33:45 +0100
message news:3e9e99fd.18846361@news.CIS.DFN.DE who said:
> On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 11:39:08 +0100, "Tommo ³" <sickof@spam.ta> wrote:
>
>>
>>> Jeez, it's like Randall and Hopkirk (deceased). Only Tommo can see
>>> Vicky. And wasn't Hopkirk a scouser too?
>>
>> I thought her post was a hoax, but there are no "orignal" posts from
>> her on the server any more to compare the message source. I've
>> attached the source so any of you propeller heads might be able spot
>> why it doesn't appear on your News Servers.
>
> It all looks authentic ....although there is the possibility that the
> original Vicky was a hoax all along.
It's a delightful thought:
I can just see Colligan sitting at his desk in the mid-1990s, four-fifths
empty bottle of Balvenie beside the dot-matrix printer that's showing it's
age. The wind howls outside, and the harsh sound of glass shattering in the
distance does not phase him.
This is Scotland.
Stephen ponders a while, and sips from his glass. 'Goan The Hoops' has had
it's day, he's absent-mindedly drumming his bony fingers against the hard
plastic edge of his Cherry keyboard, thinking about how he could
revolutionise usenet and change the world as we know it.
Then suddenly the lightbulb above his head appears: I know. I'll create a
new persona for myself and launch it on the world - A young Woman: Talented,
Beautiful, Creative, Intelligent with a vast knowledge of football. Boys
will want to be with her, Girls will want to be her. She'll be great...
And then he scrapped that idea and decide to create the 'Vicky Conlan'
character instead.
BTN
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