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> Joe, never let *anybody* blame on you without them asking for permission
> beforehand.  It is now illegal to blame on somebody, without getting their
> people to get in touch with your people (in writing and witnessed mind).

In writing and witnessed mind, you say?  Well, I'll have to have a go at that.

> Also, always take a showercap with you if you are going for a blamed on
> session, especially if it's going to be a gang-blame on.

I agree with this web.  However, a showercap won't help me much in the eventuality of
a Transcendental Circle of Blame.  I'll need all-over blame protection, right around
the clock.

In short, I need the new Ben Nunn blame-resistant body-rub, "Ben Nunn - Insane in the
men-blame".  Here comes the science bit, pay attention.

Our patent formula microcuntwanks form a semi-permeable membrane, which soaks up
ordinary household blame, and spits it back out again in the form of far-fetched, but
irrefutable, conspiracy theories.  Relatively fortunate people, such as Mikey, need
only apply a factor 2 or 3 to stay blameless for up to twelve hours, but if you're
one of these cunts for whom every bastard thing goes wrong, time and time again, then
you need Insane In The Men-Blame Factor 25, for true peace of mind and comfort.

"Ben Nunn - Insane In The Men-Blame".  Because life's a bitch, and then they blame
all over you.

Joe
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