(jh007c3183NOSPAM@blueyonder.co.uk), in message
blfkj2$beb55$1@ID-146919.news.uni-berlin.de who said:
>>
>> Even the most spasticated spazz-mong can be spazzed up further, if
>> you have
>> the right equipment, such as a Superspazz 9000(tm) spastication
>> machine, or
>> a spastic colon.
>
> Correct as ever, Mr Nunn.  Perhaps this might be a good opportunity
> to introduce our own forthcoming foray into the home spastication
> market, "Ben Nunn- and all that Spazz".  At only a fraction of the
> price of the Superspazz 9000, you too can spazz your friends and
> family into a bed-bound lifetime of paragumpic drippery.
>
> Yours for only nineteen-nine-ninety-ninety-nine-nine.


I've already launched a Spazzturbation Spasticator - 'Ben Nunn: Spazz you
like it', but of course that's part of the regular bath products range.

BTN