Paul C : Statistically speaking, in a group of 23 people there is a 50-50
chance that two of them . . oh fuck, I've forgot me lines!

Moog : Canadian "Dude" Mike Rowe has had his webshite . . . oh bollocks, I
said web *shite*, didn't I ?!

Victoria Barrett : Did you see that Taibi-like lapse on the part of the
German keeper, Oliver Cunt? My dears, absolutely ghastly mistake! What? No,
I said Oliver Khan, didn't I?

Take 2

Victoria Barrett : Did you see that Taibi-like lapse on the part of the
German keeper, Horrible Cunt? My dears, absolu . . . what? . . . No, I said
*Oliver Khan* for fucks sake!

Take 3

Victoria Barrett : Did you see that Taibi-like lapse by the German
   N u m b e r    o n e ?     My dears, absolutely ghastly mistake!

cypher : I've been asked by a couple of lads here or thereabouts from time
to time in passing between threads where the best porn is. Nah, wait,
there's a stupid kid behind me making the gobbler gesture. He'll get bored
before we do. I'll post again in a few minutes guys.

James Cook : The Home Secretary was watching today's Citizenship ceremony at
Brent Tow . . . Oh man, Sparky's just farted and you heard it right? Yeah,
very funny. Thanks Sparky. Once again from the top . . .

Joe Horowitz : Well, Sprouty is one point ahead going into the final match,
which is Birmingham v Middlesbr . . . hold on . . it's a streaker! Phwoar,
look at those gazongas !11!!! one . . . hey, its Serious Tiger's missus
!!2!!1 . . . come to Daddy :o)  . . .