I've hit the roof of the net, and now you can too !111!11 lol tard
knobjockey !11!!!1LOL

In just 36 weekly instalments "The Roof Of The Net" monthly magazine builds
into a treasured collection of poorly binded paperwork which you and your
family will want to enjoy again and again. No more just blasting it down the
middle and hoping the keeper gambles. We will show you how to bulge that net
at the most satisfying point - the fucking roof !

Think of how often your ability to convert spot kicks is called upon in
every day life. It's frightening isn't it. How many times have you failed an
important job interview just because you choked when the interviewer asked
you to beat a pro keeper from 12 yards? How many times have you been denied
sexual intercourse because your partner was unsure of your ability to tuck
away a penalty in the dying moments of a tense friendly match where swearing
was going on? The list is endless.


"The Roof of the Net" reveals to you all of the trade secrets which will
leave you laughing your cock off at encroachment, the mind games of
eccentric keepers - and even the dreaded "keeper guessing the right way".

Issue 1 is available on Saturday from all good newsagents at the
introductory price of just £3.99, and includes your very own "Pick *that*
fucka out of the net, yer big nosed cunt!" car sticker, begrudgingly
endorsed by Pat Cuff. Subsequent issues will be twice the price and
sans freebees.