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> b) "Mum - A silent drama" - Starring Victoria Barrett.
> Other posters are welcome to do promos for the above.

Academy Award winner Vicky Conlan (The Archivist, The Archivist II,
Archivist Resurrection, Archivist vs Preditor) and two-time Oscar nominee
Victoria Barrett (The Profsucker Hussy, Gradecurve, Legs Wide Shut) in a
film about love, loss, life, and naked chicks wrestling in mud.

> I would have done that if I could be Polesoned.

Here's mine.

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<clip of film, we're in a legal-type office and Mikey is sat opposite some
lawyer or something, who's reading a document to him>

"And to my grandson, Michael Cunningham, I leave my entire multi-million
euro fortune, on condition of him finally settling down and getting married.
Mikey has one month to find true love".

<whacky music comes in, montage of comedic clips with voiceover>

What do you do when your head says 'find another', but your heart says 'love
yourself'?

<clip of Mikey looking in the mirror, saying "I'll never leave you, never">

What do you when untold riches are just a wedding away?

<clip of Mikey talking to some mad scientist dude>

"Yes meester Cunningham, I sink we can help you no problemo, okey dokey,
just need some piece of skin or somesing"

For one young man, the answer was very simple.  Michael Cunningham stars
as... Mikey....

<clip of Mikey stood nervously on his own, at the altar, checking his watch>

...and also as... ....  Mikey

<clip of Mikey in a wedding dress, running towards a church shouting "I'm
coming Mikey!!11  I'm coming!1!!!">

in the smash hit comedy of the year, My Blurry Black Irish Wedding.

"Hilarious!!1!1one!!!" - News Of The World

"You'll laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh!11!" - The Mirror

"Best film ever made!!1!11!1" - Joe Pasquale

<more hilarious clips from film>

....because loving yourself is a lifetime commitment.

<one last hilarious clip, preferably of a slapstick nature>

Joe
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