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Subject: Bleeding alone
From: Joe Horowitz <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 2006 23:00:08 GMT

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> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message 
> news:gbJOf.109706$DM.42920@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> I'm not sure if you're deliberately rubbing my face in it or just being 
>> an insensitive cunt, but either way you can just fuck right off.
>
>
> You sound upset, Joe. Why not relax and have a nice coffee or something?

Yeah, thanks.  I'll be mentioning you and your hurtful comments on teh 
self-harm froups tonight, Ben.  I'll also be posting an mp3 of my new song, 
'Drink The Pain', which I wrote yesterday and recorded on mandolin and 
penis.  You can't hear it because you've been so mean to me, but I'll give 
you a taster of the lyrics so you can understand things a little better and 
maybe have a think about what you've done.

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"Drink Teh Pain" - by Joe Horowitz (to the tune of 'Blue Monday' by New 
Order).


When you put the coffee in the mug
Feels wrong in a way that really bugs
You can boil the kettle, brew a cup
Wishing hard that you'd never got up

When you smash teh mug on cold hard tiles
Hurts worse than a nasty dose of piles
These dark moments you'll forgive
You just wish you weren't such a clumsy div.

You'll never love your mug
The way you loved your old mug
You drink teh pain
Until you find your new mug.

Roll up your sleeves, the mug to rinse
Deep inside you've felt so wrong ever since
Is it a mingmong problem or just eccentricity?
With an appliance of electricity

So you paint the morning brown
And drown the dawn in the tears of a clown
But in some twisted way you'll cope
Drinking lonely, drinking hope.

You'll never love your mug
The way you loved your old mug
You drink teh pain
Until you find your new mug

You'll never love your mug
The way you loved your old mug
You drink teh pain
Until you find your new mug



-- 
Joe

       Pay it fast it will be great..!!!








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