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Subject: American History X
From: Joe Horowitz <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:06:04 GMT
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> apparently when they were filming, Norton was concerned that the fuck
> scene might not look real enough and so insisted on getting fucked up
> the arse for real during filming. and also insisted on filming it 20
> times to
> make sure it looked authentic enough. that's what i call true dedication.
> a true credit to the acting (and shit-stabbing) industry.
I don't know about the film industry, but I'm pretty sure the whole thing
was a terrible disservice to the noble shit-stabbing industry and all who
worked within. My Grandfather was a shit-stabber for forty years, man and
boy, and it was one of the hardest jobs going at the time.
He was up at the crack of arse every morning and stabbing teh shit for all
it was worth, sometimes for up to fourteen or fifteen hours. The work was
dangerous, there were many injuries and fatalities but in those days you
were just happy to have a job.
Methane explosions, usually ignited by the torches, were a common
occurrence, but soon they trained canaries to die in bad arses and that made
things a little safer. They never left a shit unstabbed, though, not once.
In the eighties, Thatcher closed down many of the arses, which led to the
infamous shit-stabber strikes in '84. My Grandfather stood on the picket
lines and died in unarmed combat with the fuzz.
May God rest his penis.
-- Joe
Pay it fast it will be great..!!!
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