made-up-by-Thorntons-and-Hallmark-really mid-February ghey festivals, and 
it's only fitting that I celebrate this fine occasion with a beautiful poem 
for the one I truly love and expect to spend the rest of my life with.

That's you lot.

In order of the January Stats then, so I don't have to think of an order, 
here are your messages.  Apologies if you were too rubbishcunt in January to 
make the top 20.

==

Sir Benjamin Nunn:

Roses are rubbish
Violets are ghey
Everything disappoints you
In every way.

--
Kullrad:

To all that is decent
You are an affront
So give us a cuddle
You daft Brummie cunt.

--
Vicky Conlan

Sharks are unsettling
Tigers are hairy
Snakes make me nervous
But you're fucking scary.

--
Osbourne Ruddock.

Oh wonderful Osbourne
Could it possibly be
That I am just young-you
And you are old-me?

--
Robert Poleson.

Nothing was anything
Before you were born
You are a god
In drunk human form.

--
Dat

I rarely have any idea
What you are saying
But without you this froup lark
Would be much less worth playing.

--
Victoria Barrett

She might well be hairy
She could be a trucker
She might not be posh
But I'd still love to get all these bloody valentines messages done at some
point.

--
Martin

In times of froup crisis
You always step in
To thank you, I just don't know
Where to begin.

--
Cypher

Erotic and powerful
Mental and clever
You're one of my favouritest
Froupages ever.

--
Michael Cunningham

Eagles are feathered
Hedgehogs are spikey
Cows are quite big
And beauty is Mikey.

--
Chopsy

Green is the grass
Blue is the sky
For you I'd hide naked
Inside a big pie.

--
Allen Parkes

No need for chocolates
Or ghey scented candles
Nothing turns me on
Like a man wearing sandals.

--
Sid

Deserts are arrid
Marshlands are wet
You are the nicest cunt
I've never met.

--
Strawberry

Spiders are creepy
Puppies are cute
You are my third-favourite
Type of red fruit.

--
Nigel

I don't own a house
I don't drive a car
And I don't have the first fucking clue
Who you are.

--
roondog

You might not be doing
Incredibly well
But I still like your efforts
In the SBL.

-- 
Tony McChrystal

Your posts are so funny
Myself I have pissed
What the fuck are you doing
So far down this list?

--
Dave G

Another fringe poster
I barely remember
Did you say something funny once
Back in September?

--
Steve H

You won the Yahoosers
In your debut season
You must be a genius
Or some other reason


Right, fuck off the lot of you.  Nothing to see here.

Cunts.


--
Joe    

       Pay it fast it will be great..!!!