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> "Vicky Conlan" <comps@riffraff.plig.net> wrote in message
> news:HKdz7.44738$uM2.7562859@monolith.news.easynet.net...
> > Are you hiding them in the fridge again?
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> You are a dog Vicky. I cant believe your in this group. I bet you don't know
> what the offside means? Your just here to bring a little excitement to your
> little boring life hoping to find someone who cares enough not to make you
> wear a paper bag over yer head whilst shagging you.

While we're at the psycho-analysis, you don't mind if I join in, do you,
Steph?  Good.  In fact, I think it might be fun.

You, Steph, are the most patently insecure troll to ever join us here
on UKSF.  And might I congratulate you on such an achievement
because there's been a truckload of serious competition over the
years.  But alas, I digress.  You know how in every large group of
friends, there's one person who just latches themselves on?  You
know, the person who nobody really knows, nobody really likes
and the person who you desperately try to avoid spending time
alone with.  Well, that's you.  You're a hanger-on.  Scotty suggests
a visit to the big evil world of UKSF... Your response:  "Yeah, ok,
Scotty.  Whatever you say."  Pretty pathetic, eh?  I mean, Scotty's
an idiot.  A spazz, who thinks that we've never had trolls like him on
UKSF before.  A sad little man who thinks that usenet attention is
an adequate substitute for a non-event of a life.  He's a running joke
here on UKSF,  You want a punchline and an easy laugh?  Tell a
Scotty joke.  So, to be a follower of Scotty is pretty damn embarrassing,
isn't it?  Let's be honest here: You're a sock-puppet's sock-puppet.  Hell
of an existence you've got going on there.  Well done.

Think for yourself once in a while, Steph.  Sure, the first few days
will be a right bastard when you don't have the spazz to lead you
by the hand.  But after that, you'll be a better person.  And that's
when I want you to come back and thank me.  Your story of
self-improvement will be my greatest success story since I helped
Ren to become a more fulfilled, well-rounded person.

And man, he _still_ hasn't stopped thanking me.


--
Mike

http://www.overanalyse.com